AISubs v3.7
- We're at a inn! - We're at a inn!
- We're at a haunted house!
- Today, we were called and gathered by someone we don't know. - Yeah.
- There's a weirdo here. - Yeah, there is.
- "Someone we don't know"... What does that person say?
- You don't have to look so closely. - I don't really like you.
- Who called you? - Oh, he's here! He's here!
- Oh no! - Jagajanjan! Jagajanjan! Jagajanjan! Jagajanjanjan!
- You're like a cat's eye or a lion's paw. - You only show your lips.
- Ehhh... - Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
- Who are you? - Ehhh...
- It was winter and I went home.
- I ate some ozoni and...
- Ehhh...
- It got stuck in my throat and...
- My grandfather... died.
- That's also a lie, but...
- What? What? What? What? - What?
- Ehhh... Hello. I'm Tsukitei... Tsukitei...
- I'm Tsukitei Tsukitei.
- Tsukitei Tsukitei? - I haven't thought about it.
- Tsukitei Hosei, maybe.
- Tsukitei Hosei is weird. - That's that person.
- What is it today?
- Ehhh... For you guys...
- It's been 21 years since "nisenmo"...
- "Nisenmo"...
- Let's play some Japanese here.
- I think there are a lot of words that end in "barubaru".
- For example... Well, if I say "tatoite"...
- I can't say it because you'll know the answer, but...
- It's been 21 years since "nisenmo"...
- Who told you that? - That's the answer, right?
- I'm going to burp now.
- Ehhh... The time limit is 2 hours...
- For you guys...
- You'll play "barubaru" from now on.
- You'll be divided into two teams.
- Let's see who can play "barubaru" better in 2 hours.
- That's the battle we'll have now.
- Tetsuya Utsuko. - I don't have that many Japanese words, so I'll go with "sukitei" instead.
- For now, depending on what you come up with, you can request "kore mo ii to omou ndesu yo ne" and if you don't like it, you can cut it out, right?
- That's right. - Ah, I see. - Anyway, it's important to be humorous.
- Huh? There's someone else again. - This guy...
- Isn't it easier for him to make mistakes in the past? - This is bad, isn't it?
- This guy might be a good guy. - Yeah, he might be a good guy.
- He's a genius. - That's nice.
- Now, let's play "barubaru" battle!
- Staaaaaaaaart!
- Anything goes. - Wow!
- This guy doesn't have a bumper! - Anything goes!
- Wow! - This guy doesn't have a shape!
- Staaaaaaaaart!
- Ah, I'm back.
- Jaga jan jan, jaga jan jan, jaga jan jan, jaga jan!
- Did you do it? - I did it!
- Yes!
- I'm like your rival now.
- You're doing it better than me.
- I'm like your rival now. - How was it? Like "Ichigo Rakugo"?
- Did you do it? - Yes!
- Let's have them show us in order. - Yes!
Okay, here's the VTR.
- Wait a minute. - Yes?
Please set a destination for us.
- But that club is closing down in 2021. - What? Why?
No way!
That's a parking lot. You can't park there.
It's 9 a.m. today.
Ikuto said, "Sorry, I overslept again."
Maybe Tokai-on-Air's help got stuck on the board.
On the contrary, Ikuto-kun is late.
It...gets...stuck...on...the...board.
- Wait a minute. - Huh? Is this wrong?
- Huh? - Wait a minute. Isn't this too much?
- Isn't it just a guess? - So it's not stuck on the board.
It is stuck, but it's not stuck on the board here.
- That's how you say it. - I'm talking a lot.
- Yeah, I didn't notice. - Ikuto.
I only know Ikuto.
- This is too vague. - It's not good.
- I said "eh" because I was happy. - That's a big lie.
- You said "eh." - Let's go to Okazaki Important Store!
- Let's go! - Oh, I took the wrong road!
Oh, it's completely different! I took the wrong road!
Sigh... I'm out of breath!
I'm bored. I'm bored, so I'll do this and this...
- It's stuck on the board! - It's stuck on the board!
- No way! - It's impossible to get it stuck on the board.
- Is this no good? - Tetsuya said, "I often get it stuck on the board."
- That's a unique personality. - I've seen it a lot.
- I only saw you get it stuck on the board afterwards. - Hey, you don't have to put it on.
- You don't have to put it on. - I feel like I'm going to get it stuck.
- I feel bad for you. - It's stuck.
- You're just going to do this, aren't you? - Excuse me! Please wait!
- This is a rolly one. - Next one! - Point!
- Can we go in? - You can't go in! - Come on! - No! - Let's go!
- I hope it turns blue soon. - Akashin, you're bored. What is it?
- It's going to be like this, isn't it? - Hosei! - Yes, it's Hosei.
- The other team, Ryo and Shibayu... - Shibayu? - They're active, so...
- It's going to be like, "Is it okay for me to get it stuck on the board?"
- Is it okay for me to get it stuck on the board like this? - Negative! - Is it okay for me to get it stuck on the board like this?
- I'm going to get it stuck on my nose. - Oh, I see. Which one are you getting stuck on now?
- Well then, that's a relief for me!
- It's stuck on my destination! - Yes, I have no more complaints. - It's perfect! - Yes.
- Okay, we're at the rehabilitation club now. - Yes. - Shall we go in? - Excuse me...
- I'll start the examination now. - I'm in trouble!
- Creepy! - One of my earrings and my eyes are...
- My eyes are ugly! - Yes! - Okay! - I have a blackout! - Okay!
- Oh, I'm sorry! - I'm sorry! - I'll take a picture of you and the doctor. - Thanks.
So, we've been playing darts!
Yes!
Hey you!
We renewed it and we don't have billiards anymore!
We're totally lucky now!
(We're lucky to be able to play darts again)
Let's play normally.
Okay.
Well, it's fine.
Let's do it one game at a time.
Let's do it.
(Darts)
Oh!
(Darts)
Oh!
Wow! You have it and you don't have a lamp!
And I was probably the first one to do it, so I got lucky!
(Darts)
What!?
You said you were lucky, didn't you?
I don't have any luck.
What!?
Are you serious!?
You don't have any luck.
I don't have any luck.
And I don't have a lamp.
Oh, I see.
This is against the rule of luck.
Oh, it's not allowed for two men to get it?
I don't want it.
I see.
So, you don't want it to light up?
I don't like it when it lights up.
I'm going to light it up at the fire station.
Oh!
I'm going to do this and...
It's on fire!
Oh...
What!?
Oh...
This is good.
Oh, I'm surprised!
Why? Why?
Even if it's on fire, it's pretty strong.
Well, it's too short.
I see.
I didn't think you'd notice it.
I lost, so you have to pay for it.
I'm sorry.
Oh!
I noticed it!
Oh!
I noticed it because you noticed it!
I noticed it!
That's not good.
Oh...
Just notice it.
Oh...
I thought you'd say it's beautiful.
Oh, it's not good.
It's too artificial.
Too artificial?
It's too foreign.
It's too artificial.
This is big!
It's big!
I know you're happy about it, but...
It's too different!
Since we came to a convenience store, we bought a lot of things.
We put on this fashionable T-shirt because it's too foreign.
Yes, yes, yes.
Because we wanted to wear it.
We finally got meat.
It's on fire!
Now that we're dressed up as white people, we're going to buy soy sauce ramen and eat it right away.
The camera is rolling, so even if you don't eat it in a dirty way, girls will hate you.
There's nothing on it yet.
Look, there's juice on your clothes.
Did you have a problem?
Not yet.
What was that for?
It was funny.
I wanted it back.
I'm getting fat.
Look!
It smells like a point.
Even if you get fat, let's relax this time.
Thank you.
While we're at it, let's pick up something.
Yes.
Let's pick up an apple.
Gorilla.
Raccoon.
What is this?
I want to do it.
This is no good.
It's no good?
It's no good if you lose.
No way.
I came to SQUARE.
What?
Do you want me to count it?
No, you don't have to count it.
You don't have to count it.
I ate it.
It was a clean game.
Yeah.
I came to SQUARE.
Here it is.
Oh, is this different?
This one.
I want to do some shopping normally.
Yes.
I have CDs and games.
I'm going to kill my time.
Yes.
I bought Zelda's polycon.
Yay, I want it.
Thankfully, it comes with a warranty.
Oh!
It comes with a warranty.
Yay!
I stood outside for a while.
I'm really tired.
Are you okay?
I'm tired and I put my hand on my knee.
Oh, you put your hand on your knee.
I know.
I think we're saying a lot of things.
I'm satisfied.
It's better than the amount.
Let's make it interesting.
I think it's worse than interesting.
Shall we move?
Yes.
I really want NEPIA's NEPI-NEPI-MATE.
NEPIA's NEPI-NEPI-MATE.
Is the name okay?
I left my wallet in the car.
What?
I bought this, too.
But I ran out of cash.
I ran out of cash and bought this.
I'm at the recycle shop.
I'm at the electronic market.
I'm going to sell this.
I'll buy it, so wait for me.
Yes, how much is it?
I'd like that room.
Yes.
It's 1,200 yen.
I see.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Oh, it's 1,200 yen.
I'll buy NEPI-NEPI-MATE.
Yay! Thank you very much.
I've come to my senses.
Oh, you've come to your senses.
I've come to my senses, but...
Yes.
I'm usually losing money.
Well, that's how it works.
I bought it because I wanted to play games.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I didn't think you'd like it that much.
It's just in time for the frame.
That's amazing.
Don't make me do it.
No, I'm not trying to do anything.
If you try to do it, you'll be arrested.
It's funny.
It's a waste of money.
What should I do?
Put a social order on it.
You're so angry that you've got a dot on your forehead.
Oh, my God!
What do you mean, "Oh, my God"?
You know too much.
What's up?
He did it.
What did you do?
He beat me up.
Did you beat me up?
He beat me up.
But there's a name and address on the document, so you'll be punished.
I'll be punished?
Tetsuya, you really can't do that.
I did it in a terrible way.
Well, I got punished for self-harming.
Well, I'm glad you did it.
But it's not good, is it?
Well...
I can't do that.
Well, you should earn money properly.
I'll be careful.
Well, it's getting late.
Let's go back to the studio.
Let's go back.
Anyway...
In the end, the manager...
played a big role.
He played a big role.
He acted well.
Except for Jojimi-san's damage...
Yes.
It's 21 points.
Oh!
It's high.
It's not bad to move in two hours.
That's right.
There are still people who want to do it.
But it's not enough.
I thought about the volume.
I was confused for a moment.
You were confused?
Well, then...
You're just lying down.
Can I talk about this?
I can't shake my body.
You shook your body?
My arms are stiff.
I'll shake my body.
Ouch!
Oh, I'm sorry!
What did you think?
Oh, I'm sorry!
You can't do it!
Does it work?
Put your feet in the ground.
Anyway, we came here...
Was it Matsumoto Canyon?
If you say it right away...
Well, the first thing you think of is...
You need money, don't you?
Look, money.
It's coming, but it's from here, isn't it?
It's money.
You can't get this money on your own, can you?
Oh, I want to get it!
I really want to get this money.
That's right.
There's a big florentine in a place like this.
Do you ever get anything?
I don't get florentine.
Well, as a big goal...
I want to make money and make mochi.
I want to do it.
What is this?
Matsumoto Canyon and Hirotada are the fathers of the British.
Your family and Hirotada's family are very close.
What? Is that so?
Yeah.
What? What?
Matsumoto Canyon and Hirotada's family...
Lie
There it is!
Again?
You believe everything on the screen.
"Lie" will definitely come up because it's a deception card.
You're so serious.
Your reaction is better than anyone else's.
As a strategy, we're going to go to the store and look for a lot of "lie" things.
Isn't "light" a "lie" thing?
I said this earlier.
I'm going to give you a point here.
It's half and half.
Lie
Why is it the second time?
I said "lie".
Lie
I said it twice.
Why did you say it twice?
Why do you say it twice?
I'm sorry.
I don't think you can do it.
I feel sorry for you.
This is a challenge, but I'm going to "lie" where it hurts.
Lie
It doesn't hurt.
Lie
Unfortunately, I couldn't find a temple that would give me money.
I sigh.
Ah! But!
You're not in a good mood.
You're definitely in a bad mood.
Definitely.
Wait a minute.
What?
You're not in such a bad mood.
You look like you're about to vomit.
But it's okay.
I'm sighing.
Okay.
Alright, I'm back.
I did some shopping.
Should we go one by one?
Yeah.
Kiiiiiii...
Doooooon!
Tama-tsuki-jiko.
I'm in.
What?
Tama-tsuki-jiko is...
Tama-tsuki-jiko.
You keep saying "tsuku" and "sagashi-gi" but it's not "tama-tsuki-jiko".
It's "shabon-dama" and "onigiri".
It's a famous "tsuki" store, so I thought I'd give it a try.
Well, it's a great challenge.
What car is this?
It's just a random car.
I shouldn't have been so particular about it.
I didn't think it would be of that kind of taste.
It's nice, isn't it?
Unexpected! It's nice, isn't it?
What is this?
Wait a second.
Okay.
What is this?
What? What? What? What?
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
I'm going to...
get you...
and do it!
Oh!
I'm going to "tsuku" you!
Okay.
Could this be...
I'm going to "tsuku" you!
Okay!
LOL
I wish you had mochi!
I really wanted to "tsuku" you for mochi and money.
Yeah.
I wanted to "tsuku" you, so...
I'm sorry.
- Oh, you're sorry. - What a shame.
Shibai, stand up.
Shibai, stand up for once.
Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
- Stand up. - Stand up.
Shibai...
Ah!
Ah, I'm going to "tsuku" you!
I'm going to "tsuku" you!
Ah! That's it!
Is it good?
Is it good, Shibai?
I don't know what this means.
You know, right?!
"Oppai ni suitsuku" (You're sucking on my boobs)
LOL
Nope.
Nope, nope.
It's not because you said "oppai ni" (you're sucking on my boobs)
It's because I'm sucking on it.
I thought you'd say "wanchan" (you're sucking on my boobs)
Nope, nope.
We have no choice but to do this!
We are...
anything!
Anyway, please fly!
What's "flying"?!
"Flying" is...
"fittetsuitara" (if you touch it)
"hitebu" (you'll break)
"abeshi" (you'll say "abeshi" and it'll explode)
I don't know!
This is it!
Wait a minute!
That's not possible!
The person who tied me up.
That's right!
How come you don't know?!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Wait a minute!
Ow! Ow!
You are...
dead.
"peyo" (you're dead)
"pan" (you're dead)
"abeshi" (you're dead)
Oww...
What's going on?
Wait, ow...
Ow...
I'm gonna...
I'm gonna go to bed.
What's going on?
I can't move from here.
I can't move because I'm tired of flying.
I heard you can fly.
I'm scared.
I don't know anything about flying.
I'm a genius.
You're a genius.
Half-kotsuku,OK!
That's a tough word.
He underestimated me.
I can't go in.
Can you go in?
I've never used half-kotsuku.
Have you ever used dohatsu-ten-otsuku?
I know what dohatsu-ten-otsuku is.
I see.
I'm embarrassed, so I'll raise my hand.
It looks like it's going to be difficult.
I don't know, so I won't give it to you.
OK, next.
I won!
Put a spear on me!
This is a spear on me!
Thank you very much!
It's not a billiards!
Tamatsuki is like that, too!
Mochi is like that, too!
This spear in front of you...
Spear?! That's a little suspicious!
You just wrapped a bunch of swords around that stick!
I'm not saying that...
But a spear doesn't matter!
It's an effort, so...
Thank you very much!
An anime of "Jujutsu Kaisen"!
The second season has started!
It's too cool!
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Put rice grains in my mouth!
- No... - I put rice grains in my mouth.
Ryo-kun! There are rice grains in your mouth!
Time's up!
- This is bad. - This is too bad.
- Hey! - What is it?
- The last two! - What?
- You're too cool! - You're too cool!
I'll take out "ng" and say...
- 13! - Wow, it's really low!
- Which means... - Which means...
- The winner of this competition is... - Tezumu!
- Yay! - Yay!
- I'm finally proud of you. - Yay! I'm finally proud of you!
- Thank you. - I lost completely.
- Yeah, you did. - Yeah, you did.
TEZUMU
- Well, 2021... - Yeah.
You showed me so many different ways of putting rice grains in my mouth.
It gave me knowledge and muscles in my body.
2021 is only one year that we've been together.
You've been with me, haven't you?
Everyone who's been with me...
You don't have to worry about me for the rest of your life.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
So, in 2021...
If you're making a video like this, we'd like you to come with us.
But for now, we're going to put rice grains in my mouth.
Alright, everyone! We'll see you in tomorrow's video!
Bye-bye!
It's not "bye-bye"!
- No, this is for the thumbnail. - No, no, no!